四年級(jí)上冊(cè)英語(yǔ)笑話
隨著近十年網(wǎng)絡(luò)和手機(jī)的飛速發(fā)展，隨之出現(xiàn)了網(wǎng)絡(luò)笑話，網(wǎng)絡(luò)流行語(yǔ)，給力大全，手機(jī)笑話，雷人語(yǔ)句，笑料聯(lián)盟等，促使笑話發(fā)展到一個(gè)新的階段。以下是四年級(jí)上冊(cè)英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎參考!
放屁的問(wèn)題
A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."
有位小老太太去看醫(yī)生：“醫(yī)生，我有愛(ài)放屁的毛病。其實(shí)也不是大問(wèn)題，只是我放屁不臭而且沒(méi)聲音。事實(shí)上，我在這里已經(jīng)放了20多個(gè)屁，但是你并不知道對(duì)吧，因?yàn)槲业钠ú怀簦疫�沒(méi)聲音。”
The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week."
醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“好的，我明白了。吃這個(gè)藥片，一天三次連續(xù)吃七天，下星期你再來(lái)。”
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink terribly."
一星期后老太太來(lái)了，“醫(yī)生，你到底給的我什么藥，現(xiàn)在我放屁還是沒(méi)聲音，但是怎么這么臭!”
The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."
醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“太好了!你的`嗅覺(jué)正常了，現(xiàn)在開(kāi)始治聽(tīng)覺(jué)。”
我很高興
A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?
一個(gè)主日學(xué)校的老師正在對(duì)學(xué)生講使別人高興的重要性。“現(xiàn)在，孩子們”，她說(shuō)：你們當(dāng)中有誰(shuí)讓別人高興過(guò)?
Please, teacher, said a small boy, I've made someone glad yesterday.
“老師!”，一個(gè)小男孩說(shuō)：“昨天我就使別人高興過(guò)。”
Well done. Who was that?
真不錯(cuò)!是誰(shuí)呢?
My granny.
我奶奶。
Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.
好孩子，現(xiàn)在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。
Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going home,’ and she said, ‘Well, I'm glad’!
是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒呆了三個(gè)小時(shí)。然后我跟她說(shuō)：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她說(shuō)：‘啊，我很高興!’
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