愚人節英語笑話樂翻天

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愚人節英語笑話大全樂翻天

  愚人節英語笑話-你睡著了嗎

愚人節英語笑話大全樂翻天

  1. why are people tired on april fool's day? (愚人節人們為什么疲倦?)

  答:because they have just had a long march. ( 因為他們剛過了長長的三月。march 三月;行軍)

  2.what weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天氣?)

  答:when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )

  3.when do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么時候不愿跟隨主人?)

  答:when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場時。flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場 )

  4.what question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪個問題永遠不能回答“是的.”?)

  答:are you asleep? (你睡著了嗎)

  5.what tree is always very sad? (那種樹總是很傷心?)

  答:weeping willow. (垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹)

  6.when can you get water with a net? (什么時候可以用網兜裝水?)

  答:when water is turned into ice. (當水結成冰時)

  7.why is the pig always eating?豬為什么沒完沒了地吃?

  答:he's making a hog of himself.它想成為一只肉豬。

  8.what's the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什么?

  答:smiles. because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因為兩個字母s中間隔了一里。

  9.what question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么問題你只能回答“yes”?

  答:"what does y-e-s spell?" (當別人問你)“yes”怎么拼?

  10.where were you when the power was cut off? 當停電的時候你在哪?

  答:in the darkness. 在黑暗中

 


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