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英語(yǔ)笑話：醉酒的趣事
1.One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個(gè)孩子正處于那種對(duì)什么事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問(wèn)題。他向父親發(fā)問(wèn)道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔，孩子，”父親回答說(shuō)，“你瞧那兒站著兩個(gè)警察。如果我把他們看成了四個(gè)，那么我就算醉了。”
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
“可是，爸爸， ”孩子說(shuō)，“那兒只有一個(gè)警察呀!”
2.A man is driving with his wife, when he is pulled overby a policeman. "Sir, " says the cop. "You ， were going 60 in a50." "No, I wasn't. "Yes, you were," says the wife."Keep quiet!"says the man, angrily. "And you were't wearing aseat belt, "says the cop."Yes, l was." "No,you weren't，says thewife."SHUT UPln says the man, really angry."Ma'am,' asks the cop,'ishe always rude and violent?'Only when he's DRUNK."
有個(gè)男人開(kāi)著車(chē)，車(chē)?yán)镒掀拧Ｒ晃痪熳屗Ｔ诼愤叄瑢?duì)他說(shuō)：“先生，你在限速50的路上開(kāi)600"”我沒(méi)有。“他老婆說(shuō)：”你是開(kāi)那么快。“男人生氣地說(shuō)：”閉嘴!”警察說(shuō)：“你還沒(méi)有系安全帶。”我系了。"他老婆說(shuō)：“你是沒(méi)有系。男人非常生氣地說(shuō)：”閉嘴!”警察問(wèn)：“夫人，他一直是那么粗魯和野蠻嗎?”他只是在喝醉的時(shí)候才這樣。
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