It is with great denial and depression that I apply for the position of Intern at Xinhua Community Based Internship Program. I am in the final year of medicine at Monash University and looking for the shittest possible start for a failed medical career.
I come to understand that no students with an Australian citizenship will ever want to work at your respected shithole. It then I decide to devote all my passion to the service of Australian rednecks in the price of my beloved career of Cardiothoracic surgery in exchange for an Australian registration and permanent residency.
It would be my absolute disgust to work at xxx and I believe I have the potential to be worse than I ever was. I look forward to discussing my application further at interview where I have to fly an hour to get to.
Yours sincerely
An angry but competent category student